Hey ya'll, I am so excited to have been welcomed back for another edition of "What's Up With That?" I extend my deepest thanks and appreciation again to Blogmaster, without whom none of this would be possible.
Now, earlier this week a friend of mine was kind enough to post the evidence that Barack Hussein Obama was born in the U.S.A. (Thanks to unidentified friend) I have attached the birth certificate so once and for all we know Obama is an American. The right-wing extremists have been propagating this lie to take us away from the real issues, most notably:
1. Bush lied, people died
2. Progressivism is the way of the future
So now that this very official looking document has finally been released can we all just admit that the Tea Party, the GOP, and right-wing extremists everywhere are just all liars and racists? They obviously don't care about the country, they only care about hurting Obama and hiding the fact that Bush lied, people died.
Now let's get back to what this country needs (in no specific order):
- higher taxes
- more accessibility to and distribution of blogs
- tort reform
- addressing our nations skyrocketing saturation
- beating up Giants fans
- reggaeton
- girls with Russian first names
- The "book"
- G-chat
- working in corporate America and the advantages and disadvantages that come along with it
- last, but definitely not least, getting $$$/getting paid
What's Up With That?
@ DR: Can I add - Reviving the Play Station Network?
ReplyDelete@ BM I forgot to mention PS2/3 and FIFA (and when it's rented, NBA 2K)
ReplyDelete12/4/1960: the Islamic Republic of Mauritania applies to be a member of the United Nations - it is denied. in a fit of rage, Hussein I rapes a white woman.
ReplyDelete1961: legislation for what will become medicare is introduced to congress. Reagan is having none of that shit
8/4/1961: hussein II is born @ 7:24pm (19:24)
8/8/1961: the registrar files the "certificate of live birth"
10/1/1962: roger maris breaks babe ruths HR record. president is not muslim. gas prices are ~$0.25/gallon.
11/22/1963: jfk, catholic, is assasinated.
2/12/2002: Bush lies. Deaths soon to follow.
April 2011: After years of withholding Hussein releases a document that supposedly verifies his birth in the US. Gas prices approach $5
12/1/2011 (forecast): US sells its nuclear arsenal to the republic of Mauritania, and declares allegiency to Mujahedin-e Khalq and the Muslim Brotherhood. US troops are re-deployed to the Gaza Stirp.
Wake up PEOPLE. Am I the only one putting things together? Don't know if i can spell it out any clearer. THEY dont want you connecting the DOTS...BUT WE MUST CONNECT THEM. Silent Majority -- it is time to wake up.
Note: the names on the "birth. cert" are listed as "First Middle Last". Making his mother's name Stanley. This is worse than McLovin's fake ID.