I don't know. Do you? Choose one before you read the analysis to follow - but I'll warn you that you think you know, but you have no idea.
The analysis begins with a simple google search of the words "Coffee make you poop" and "Coffee make you pee". The results were 1,390,000 and 19,200,000 respectively. Obviously this can mean one of two things. The first being that many people believe that coffee is making them pee more often than they would otherwise so they are doing google searches to find out exactly why - or if their experiences are consistent with others. Second is that the republican propaganda machine is propagating lies. So we must go further to the exact content of the searches. My study methodology is as follows: judge the quality of the top few results. Google's algorithms are 100% without error and the google macing has been mathematically proven to hold under double blind tests so that is a fair method I'd say. In addition, Yahoo answers has proven to give correct diagnoses 97.3% of the time so if you combine these two facts you arrive at the solution that whatever 1) google returns as an answer and subsequently 2) comes from Yahoo answers is true. Now to the good stuff:
For the pee hypothesis:
When you drink coffee do you pee more often?
i realized that ever since ive been drinking iced coffeee form mc d's ive been going to the bathroom more oftenly.
am i going more often b/c of the coffee??
-TTC #2 Baby Dust MEEE!
Okay, where the damn hell do I begin with this one? Lets first say that TTC is doing something right (probably an avid reader of this here blog) and is drinking iced coffee from mcdonalds. He/she is #winning. In addition this is precisely the question at hand. Most people who are interested in the answer to this question are consuming iced coffee from macd's so the answer to this exactly worded question will yield the exact answer we want. What is the answer?
yes it make to pee more. Even some people also need to pee after drinking hot tea.
-tazem b.
Case closed. Oh also, I must mention that this question was asked and answered...4 years ago! People were getting their macd's iced coffee drank on as long as 4 years ago! Man that would have been tight to have gotten in on the game as an OG.
Now for the other side:
Why does iced coffee make you poop?
its either the iced coffee or my parents are slipping me laxatives
-?
This question was submitted to Yahoo Answers (shouldn't it be Yahoo Questions?) only four months ago. So we already reach one conclusion: people only started pooping because of coffee a few months ago so the case doesn't look good already. (DAHHH NOWITSKI JUST TRAVELED) But just for the sake of curiosity, what was the official Yahoo Answer?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
It must be the parents since coffee doesn't do that.
Source(s):
CV
-Combat Veteran
Okay so case closed yet again. This answer is proven by the guy's CV and he served our country so the guy cannot possibly do/say anything wrong because if you disagree you're unpatriotic. (DAMNIT JASON TERRY, BUT KOBE GONNA GET A CHANCE NOW TO MAKE A GAME WINNER).
So I guess this concludes the analysis. But still leaves the third case that coffee makes you both poop and pee, but not sure if you could prove that or not (KOBE JUST SAID SOMETHING TO LAMAR) because most people (sheeple or not) both pee and poop when they poop.
(DAHHHHHHHHHHH FISH HIT THE THREE BABYYY LAKERS BABY)
But if others have differing opinions please let it be known below.
The analysis begins with a simple google search of the words "Coffee make you poop" and "Coffee make you pee". The results were 1,390,000 and 19,200,000 respectively. Obviously this can mean one of two things. The first being that many people believe that coffee is making them pee more often than they would otherwise so they are doing google searches to find out exactly why - or if their experiences are consistent with others. Second is that the republican propaganda machine is propagating lies. So we must go further to the exact content of the searches. My study methodology is as follows: judge the quality of the top few results. Google's algorithms are 100% without error and the google macing has been mathematically proven to hold under double blind tests so that is a fair method I'd say. In addition, Yahoo answers has proven to give correct diagnoses 97.3% of the time so if you combine these two facts you arrive at the solution that whatever 1) google returns as an answer and subsequently 2) comes from Yahoo answers is true. Now to the good stuff:
For the pee hypothesis:
When you drink coffee do you pee more often?
i realized that ever since ive been drinking iced coffeee form mc d's ive been going to the bathroom more oftenly.
am i going more often b/c of the coffee??
-TTC #2 Baby Dust MEEE!
Okay, where the damn hell do I begin with this one? Lets first say that TTC is doing something right (probably an avid reader of this here blog) and is drinking iced coffee from mcdonalds. He/she is #winning. In addition this is precisely the question at hand. Most people who are interested in the answer to this question are consuming iced coffee from macd's so the answer to this exactly worded question will yield the exact answer we want. What is the answer?
yes it make to pee more. Even some people also need to pee after drinking hot tea.
-tazem b.
Case closed. Oh also, I must mention that this question was asked and answered...4 years ago! People were getting their macd's iced coffee drank on as long as 4 years ago! Man that would have been tight to have gotten in on the game as an OG.
Now for the other side:
Why does iced coffee make you poop?
its either the iced coffee or my parents are slipping me laxatives
-?
This question was submitted to Yahoo Answers (shouldn't it be Yahoo Questions?) only four months ago. So we already reach one conclusion: people only started pooping because of coffee a few months ago so the case doesn't look good already. (DAHHH NOWITSKI JUST TRAVELED) But just for the sake of curiosity, what was the official Yahoo Answer?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
It must be the parents since coffee doesn't do that.
Source(s):
CV
-Combat Veteran
Okay so case closed yet again. This answer is proven by the guy's CV and he served our country so the guy cannot possibly do/say anything wrong because if you disagree you're unpatriotic. (DAMNIT JASON TERRY, BUT KOBE GONNA GET A CHANCE NOW TO MAKE A GAME WINNER).
So I guess this concludes the analysis. But still leaves the third case that coffee makes you both poop and pee, but not sure if you could prove that or not (KOBE JUST SAID SOMETHING TO LAMAR) because most people (sheeple or not) both pee and poop when they poop.
(DAHHHHHHHHHHH FISH HIT THE THREE BABYYY LAKERS BABY)
But if others have differing opinions please let it be known below.
if you eat >1 dollar menu items while drinking iced coffee you will poop and not pee. (the items will soak up the pee and you will just poop out the pee soaked items)
ReplyDeleteif you eat 1 dollar menu item while drinking you will poop and pee (the 1 item cannot soak up all the pee).
if you dont eat, you will just pee (you misspelled nowitzki)
I heard McDonalds is working on $1 menu items that make you poop-less and pee-less for 7 days straight. Some early adopters might be NASA and the Chinese.
ReplyDeleteI think the second comment is the best. But the first is ok.
ReplyDelete@me: you've shown bias against Falstad comments since day1. #h8rnation
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