NBA Draft Analysis

Now I will analyze the first four picks of the NBA Draft.

1. Kyrie Irving - Father grew up in the projects in the Bronx, played pro basketball in Australia and is a bond analyst for thompson reuters. His dad was an MVP at the Rucker. His dad was at the WTC on 9/11. His mother died suddenly when Kyrie was young. My models show that with these inputs the metrics show me that he will average 21.3 points this year and 5.72 assists.
2. Derrick Williams - Thing about this guy is he went to high school in La Mirada. Everyone know that's not tight at all. His game is real similar to mine so when I say things about how he will play this year I am pretty confident in what I say. Most likely he will not see the court this year.
3. Enes Kanter - A very sad story that turned out alright in the end. He's a great kid from a great family. The thing about this guy is he just wants to get his family out the hood and get them into America. He was part of the genocide that Bush II began and once he got to Kentucky he felt safe in Calipari's arms. Now he has millions and most likely will be able to help out all of his brothers and sisters (he has 7). His sister is one of the top amateur jai alai players and has performed well posting a 123.3 or less almost seven times this season. But back to the feel good story that surrounds Enes Kanter. 
4.  Tristan Thompson - This guy is from Canada so is not real good at basketball nor is he used to warm climates so I don't think he'll do well. He got lucky for most of his time in college and most likely will not do anything in the NBA because he will probably be too warm and is not generally very good. Only upside I see with this guy is that he doesn't really know much about basketball - mostly knows alot about hockey - and has nowhere to go but up as far as learning how to play the game etc.