The Job I Would Like

An analysis needs to be done on what I am trying to achieve. My dream job provides all of the conditions contained in either of the two below sets:

1. Time for sports, other articles, and good compensation (and prospective future compensation)
1. I want ample time to read a good amount of things regarding sports during my day at work. I'm talking equal to or greater than fifteen articles a day.
2. I also want there to be time to read things regarding other areas of interest to me equal to or greater than ten articles a day.
3. I want to make good enough money that I can treat myself, and occasionally my friends and/or family to experiences and items of both necessity and luxury: (in order of most important )
1. Never have to worry about making my rent in a dwelling that has more than one bedroom and is within a mile of the ocean.
2. Never have to worry of the implications of purchasing a pay per view fight of something that I attribute a five on a scale of 1-10 of interest to me.
3. Everything in my home was purchased new or 
1. was purchased within one owner of being new and when purchased by first owner new was a price that I would be unable to pay
1. unable in this context means greater than half of one month's net income less rent/housing cost.
4. Pay for guests when I chose to at a dinner that has servers.
5. Never have to give pause to purchasing something due to the financial ramifications
1. This is heavily discounted by the underlying assumptions that my consumption behaviour is widely controlled by a level that is widely considered in relative terms - quite low.
1. However, I do correct for this by allowing standards on which I hold my self to appreciate quite substantially at a near 1:1 rate with net income.
4. Pay for the costs of my heirs' "living costs" at college.
5. The ability to take time off of work to do things that are widely held to be not substantial
6. Own a car that costs more than 50,000 and payments of which are less than 10% of net income
2. Make more than 100,000 by the age of 28 and thereafter:
1. Measured at four year intervals have increased income by 50%