Buttery Jack (and on the California "drought")

Brand new offering from the great people at Jack In the Box Inc. The Buttery Jack. 

As the liberals would like you to believe, this is just another reincarnation of Reagan-esque "trickle down economics." Are they wrong? I'll let you decide (but the correct answer is no). What we have in this case, however, is trickle down butter. Combine a soft, fluffy, bun - with a juicy slice of beef that has been basted with a garlic butter sauce for the duration of the cooking period by some savant chef with a fresh piece of lettuce, some sort of garlic aoili (sp?) and add tomatoe (or ta ma toe) and onion. Pie oh my!

Just look at it. My first impression as I bit into it is that this thing should be way more than $4.95, I'd say maybe it should be $495.00. Yes, one-hundred times the sticker price. Why you may ask? Because of the damn drought in California because of all the meat the REPUBLICANS are eating that uses so much water. Think about it, you have a cow that is born, what do they use to clean it off once it's born? Water. What does it drink after they rip it's mom away to either make milk (or directly kill it for beef <or sometimes they use it for both {think about the water involved in cleaning off the machines they use to kill the cow<s>}> Water. What does it drink when it gets hot because they don't give cows enough shade (I have data/metrics to prove this if you want to see - Ed.). Water. When it goes pee? Water. And do you think they give the farm workers more water than the actual lettuce that is growing? No way. (Republicans <even though they detest salads> care more about lettuce and tomatoes {or ta ma toes} than they do about farm workers aka Cesar "Commie" Chavez). 

To summarize, the interconnectedness of this drought and the Buttery Jack are not spurious, but instead quite spanning.

But it is easily one of the best new items in the fast food game that I've had in a while - way better than Carl's "All-Natural" Burger.

And for those keep tracking, below you will notice that yes I did eat a regular Jumbo Jack (with cheese) immediately following the Buttery Jack. This allows me to directly compare and contrast the two items and I definitely find massive value add substantiating the couple more dollars spent on the Buttery Jack.

I might just go get one right now it is bringing back very good memories.