Still didn't find those WMDs.
However, for the sake of posterity it is worthwhile for me to enter into the record the major world events of 2012. I will start from a macro viewpoint and whittle this thing down to my inner, inner most self.
The universe continued to expand, with not enough dark matter to hinder the great expansion from continuing. However, the acceleration appears to be slowing so it is still a matter of debate whether the great contraction will ensue and the universe will end in a ball of fire and soaring temperatures instead of the universal freezing that an infinite expansion would imply. The higgs boson was discovered so now we know exactly what gives mass, mass.No life was found anywhere else in our universe.
Our galaxy was cool, our solar system being rated the number one planetary system, yet again.
Earth popped of as usual, with Europe winning the best place and America winning the most ignorant place of the year. Looks like Americans continued to be ignorant for the nth straight year since republicans had Nixon in office etc.
Two Chainz (four bracelets) and Just Bieber tied for the main ma fucka award this year. Two Chainz (four bracelets) was real good as far as the music game and fashion game goes, also for the big booty hoe game and the being different game. If any of these references don't make sense please check out the website youtube at youtube.com and then search for two chainz and you can see his additions to the american culture. Biebs was hooking up with a nice young latina girl and just getting guap so thats why he is in the race.
Cali stayed doing fun things as far as being a place where gang bangin was real and the emergence of the rap game young up and comers ie Kendrick Lamar. It also remained pretty progressive and we elected Obama again and raised taxes on the rich retroactively which is some sort of wild thing that I've never heard of before. Also Orange County remained a real nice place to aspire to live once a man is successful and ballin. If you live in Balboa you are doing it and are a crony. Santa Ana, no. Huntington, no. Irvine, no. Ocean views, or nothing. But I moved to Venice this year. Accomplished my life goal of living near the beach this year at the age of 24. So not much more to really strive for and it's all down hill.
Venice is an interesting place where hipsters/rich people/minorities intersect. If you've seen the movie (film) crash you'll understand what I'm saying in that this type of thing is very uncommon in a city like Los Angeles where people pay good money to hide from minorities. Had alot of good times here with my friends hanging out at my apartment and then walking around the area at night trying to be interesting or different. Was nice to be able to walk to the beach every weekend and see real people and real things.
My apartment was more than I'd ever thought in life I'd have all to myself and the things I have right now are more than anyone needs or should have. It's a damn shame to be honest.
I haven't been to the gym in about nine months and find my strength only minimally diminished - mainly because even if I were much stronger it would not be apparent given most of my life is spent sitting at a desk and physical strength has little, if any, value to me.
My intelligence is greater than it was in subjects including financial matters. This is strictly a function of things I do at work and speak nothing to accomplishment or achievement other than by necessity and repetition. I have diminished in knowledge on things relating to sports - which are the one constant interest I have had throughout my effective life.
My soul is not substantially above, nor below what it was in 2011. Is 2011 I went through a situation of change. I gave myself up to the subtleties of karma and was rewarded. I made it to a place that most people will never know or see - and I did it by the age of 25. Things are easy now and I know no struggle. If things go as planned I will never again no any real struggle, nor will my progeny. The rest of my struggles will be imagined and created.
2012
However, for the sake of posterity it is worthwhile for me to enter into the record the major world events of 2012. I will start from a macro viewpoint and whittle this thing down to my inner, inner most self.
The universe continued to expand, with not enough dark matter to hinder the great expansion from continuing. However, the acceleration appears to be slowing so it is still a matter of debate whether the great contraction will ensue and the universe will end in a ball of fire and soaring temperatures instead of the universal freezing that an infinite expansion would imply. The higgs boson was discovered so now we know exactly what gives mass, mass.No life was found anywhere else in our universe.
Our galaxy was cool, our solar system being rated the number one planetary system, yet again.
Earth popped of as usual, with Europe winning the best place and America winning the most ignorant place of the year. Looks like Americans continued to be ignorant for the nth straight year since republicans had Nixon in office etc.
Two Chainz (four bracelets) and Just Bieber tied for the main ma fucka award this year. Two Chainz (four bracelets) was real good as far as the music game and fashion game goes, also for the big booty hoe game and the being different game. If any of these references don't make sense please check out the website youtube at youtube.com and then search for two chainz and you can see his additions to the american culture. Biebs was hooking up with a nice young latina girl and just getting guap so thats why he is in the race.
Cali stayed doing fun things as far as being a place where gang bangin was real and the emergence of the rap game young up and comers ie Kendrick Lamar. It also remained pretty progressive and we elected Obama again and raised taxes on the rich retroactively which is some sort of wild thing that I've never heard of before. Also Orange County remained a real nice place to aspire to live once a man is successful and ballin. If you live in Balboa you are doing it and are a crony. Santa Ana, no. Huntington, no. Irvine, no. Ocean views, or nothing. But I moved to Venice this year. Accomplished my life goal of living near the beach this year at the age of 24. So not much more to really strive for and it's all down hill.
Venice is an interesting place where hipsters/rich people/minorities intersect. If you've seen the movie (film) crash you'll understand what I'm saying in that this type of thing is very uncommon in a city like Los Angeles where people pay good money to hide from minorities. Had alot of good times here with my friends hanging out at my apartment and then walking around the area at night trying to be interesting or different. Was nice to be able to walk to the beach every weekend and see real people and real things.
My apartment was more than I'd ever thought in life I'd have all to myself and the things I have right now are more than anyone needs or should have. It's a damn shame to be honest.
I haven't been to the gym in about nine months and find my strength only minimally diminished - mainly because even if I were much stronger it would not be apparent given most of my life is spent sitting at a desk and physical strength has little, if any, value to me.
My intelligence is greater than it was in subjects including financial matters. This is strictly a function of things I do at work and speak nothing to accomplishment or achievement other than by necessity and repetition. I have diminished in knowledge on things relating to sports - which are the one constant interest I have had throughout my effective life.
My soul is not substantially above, nor below what it was in 2011. Is 2011 I went through a situation of change. I gave myself up to the subtleties of karma and was rewarded. I made it to a place that most people will never know or see - and I did it by the age of 25. Things are easy now and I know no struggle. If things go as planned I will never again no any real struggle, nor will my progeny. The rest of my struggles will be imagined and created.
2012
your 2012 > my 2012
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ReplyDeleteMatija: I heard otherwise. I heard you live in one of the most expensive zip codes in the country.
ReplyDeleteFalstad: boom boom