(I would like to make clear that my last post qualifies as the "other places" category, as does the following)
Everyone does it every once in a while. Maybe you are so clumsy because you are so hungry that once you finally get some food in your grasp you muscles lapse and you drop that hotdog, churro, bunch of peanuts.
Well, this happened to me yesterday. My cousin dropped a couple skittles he handed me and they landed on the popcorn strewn bleacher steps beneath me. I felt the eyes of my impressionable seven year old cousin burning through my sanitary shortcomings. But i did it. Picked the green and purple delights up and popped them in my mouth after a maybe three second respite on the floor.
The first reaction from my cousin was a resounding "ewwwwww."
The second he delivered, immediately following was, "dont worry Robert, ima floor eater too."
Yes we are many. We have a name. Floor eaters of the world unite.
what do we call people who have incredible trouble spelling basic english words?
ReplyDeleteNot sure what you mean... looks good to me..
ReplyDeleteretroactive spellcheck to try make me look foolish.
ReplyDeletewish i could start an official sidebar poll on this post....but ill try an informal one in the comment section:
in this post, robert...
a) is clearly trying too hard
b) other
carpet eater.
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